And now, a message from Early A. Consternation
Manager of Externals:
Once again we are privileged to take pause and address you in the place at which you reside or Maintain Your Principal Domicile.
We wish to inform you and our many other correspondents, adherents, advisors and others that their patronage and continued support is particularly pleasing to us at this difficult period (life), and we keenly solicit your continued approbation.
You will discover, should you decide to read further, that we have, being encouraged by a certain amount of modest success in recent years, been constrained to develop or introduce certain New Things, calculated to interest anyone contemplating the perpetration of Stained Glass Artifacts.
These New Things include many objects of a pleasurable nature that do not require an immoderate outlay of funds. Indeed, many of our newest items are modestly and sensibly priced, yet agreeable in appearance and utility. Friends, (of whom we have many) have commented affably upon viewing our New Things for the first time. We sincerely solicit your orders for these articles in the fullest confidence of receiving your approval.
We solicit your thoughtful consideration of our offerings, which represent our sincerest effort to bemuse and instruct; all the while beguiling you to purchase the necessities for the furtherance of your craft in the resolute and dignified manner befitting a person of your ability and station.
If we fail in this, we have only ourselves to blame, unless we can somehow blame the present administration.
(We entreat your initial observation to the section called "How to Do Stained Glass"
Early A. Consternation
Editor in Chief and Manager of Externals